👕 High Quality: Soft material for comfort 🧵 100% Ringspun Cotton (solid colors) 🧶 Soft cotton blends (sports grey/heather) 📏 True-to-Size & Pre-Shrunk ✨ Printed, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA
Washing Instructions
Follow these, and your tees will stay vibrant for a lifetime.
1. Wash and dry your tees inside out. Easy but crucial!
2. Choose low temperatures and mild soaps. Your shirt isn't a barbecue on the camp fire, so no high heat!
3. Resist the spin temptation. Extra spins do more harm than good.
4. Air dry when possible. If tumble drying, avoid heavyweight opponents like jeans and towels.
Shipping/Returns
Shipping Printing: 2–5 business days, then delivery: 3–7 business days.
Returns You can request a return within 30 days, subject to our return policy. You pay return shipping for a change of mind or wrong size. For defective, damaged, or incorrect items, we cover return shipping or offer a free replacement. Contact us first for approval and the return address.
..the designer behind DEETWENTEES. I’ve been creating content for tabletop roleplaying games for over 10 years, and in October 2025 I launched this t-shirt shop.
Customer Reviews
Overall rating: 4.9 / 5 from 207 reviews.
Absolutely the most perfect gear for my husband. He has gorgeous long hair and always gets plenty of attention when we are out questing. Fits perfectly and he said it was very comfortable once equipped. This will help our party the next time we go on an adventure!
Store owner replied:
thanks so much Fancy! The shirt is perfect for him
This shirt was a hoot to wear to my local comic convention Fan X. I had many compliments and even a few pictures taken just for wearing this shirt. The best part is that I wore it to my photo session with members of Critical Role and I got high fives, a lot of love and laughs for this shirt. I recommend this hilarious shirt to any role playing fan, and Critical Role liked it as well.
Store owner replied:
That is incredibly epic! I've watched so many hours of these guys playing D&D. You have no idea how grateful I am for this review. Thanks Luke!
Store owner replied:
Hi Reid, Thanks so much for the photo review. These really make my day!
Wonderful shirt that’s great for game day or any day of the week. Just a little bit big in the shoulders for a girl, but other than that it’s comfy and wonderful.
Store owner replied:
Thanks so much for taking the time to leave a review and a photo! You look like a great couple that slays together!
I bought five shirts. This was my husband's favorite and somehow, despite how funny the other four were, I knew that was going to be the case. Thank you - these were a needed father's day gift.
I love the shirt!
I thought it was epic when I saw it on the advertisement, and it’s even more epic now that I have it.
I hope to buy more shirts from you, thank you and keep up the good work!
Store owner replied:
+1 thanks for leaving a review :)
I bought your shirts for my son and he absolutely loves them. My wife was the one who found them and she loves them. If you made them in a 4X I'd buy them for myself too. Excellent product!
Store owner replied:
Thanks John! I will note it. I hope my supplier will start supplying larger shirts.
The first time I wore this shirt, we went to a Sandcastle Festival. People pointed it out to their partners and laughed, or yelled, “I love your shirt!” The cops didn’t try anything, but I know they don’t want to be extorted either.